Yoga Mom
Your Mom is a tired housewife, constantly berated by noisy children and an ungrateful husband. She never seems to be at peace until one day her anxiety eases. She spots a torn poster tacked to the local message board at Victoria's' violin lesson.
'Are you stressed?
Lacking in energy and slowly losing your mind?
Come along to Spiritual Yoga!
Every Tuesday mornings at the Leighton Center.'
It's chilly outside and Your Mom quietly shuffles into the back of the dim room. She's late. Thomas sicked up on her top just as they were leaving for the nursery not ten minutes ago. She surveys the room, ladies of all ages are twisted into pretzels. Remembering she forgot to eat breakfast that morning she devours them all.
Your Mom is a tired housewife, constantly berated by noisy children and an ungrateful husband. She never seems to be at peace until one day her anxiety eases. She spots a torn poster tacked to the local message board at Victoria's' violin lesson.
'Are you stressed?
Lacking in energy and slowly losing your mind?
Come along to Spiritual Yoga!
Every Tuesday mornings at the Leighton Center.'
It's chilly outside and Your Mom quietly shuffles into the back of the dim room. She's late. Thomas sicked up on her top just as they were leaving for the nursery not ten minutes ago. She surveys the room, ladies of all ages are twisted into pretzels. Remembering she forgot to eat breakfast that morning she devours them all.
Gruesomely funny QuoteGirl goes on the rampage!
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