Car

Your car is a deathtrap
A human eater
A roadkill greater
Satan's seven seater

Your car is a deathtrap
A gas guzzling
Exhaust making
Lake polluting
Tree hitting
Monster

Your car is a death trap, a road ragging drunk
It's battered and broken and smells worse than a skunk
Your car is not safe to be driven around
So I ordered it away
To be held and Impounded
Turned into scrap and continuously ground
Into a pile of junk no more than a mound

I'm really so sorry but there ain't no way 'round it
No more will the evil of Satan surround it

Your car is a death trap