God Flicked The Switch And The Moon Lit Up

God flicked the switch and the moon lit up. God had never seen such a bright light. He wondered how long it would last. Then he got up off the sofa and walked into the kitchen. God opened the fridge...Nothing. It seemed Jesus had forgotten to go food shopping. "God damn", said God, then he remembered the Hawaiian pizza in the freezer. God's tummy grumbled so he hurriedly put the pizza in the microwave and pressed the button.

From somewhere close by a dog barked. God was surprised and somewhat confused. He did not own a dog. He twitched the lace curtain and peeked outside. A stray mutt was digging holes in his yard.
"Oh God", muttered God, banging his head against the window pane. Then the microwave binged and God decided pizza was more important.